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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    There's a little word, with three letters. The first is "B" and the last one is "N".










    Hm.
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      CommentAuthorBregt
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    Bun?
    Bon?
    Bin?
    Ban?
    Ben?

    Oooh!
    Kazoo
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      CommentAuthorSunil
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    Do you mean BAN? slant
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    No, Ben of course! Don't you know i am a LOST fan? :hurray:
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
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      CommentAuthorSunil
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    I am sorry, who is Ben? confused
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    Nobody. Just the TV God.
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
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      CommentAuthorSunil
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    Anthony wrote

    You try so hard and are still so not funny.

    There, I said it.



    I believe that you have lost your sense of humor. shocked
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      CommentAuthorBregt
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    Of course will not be banned.
    Kazoo
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      CommentAuthorSunil
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    ___




    THANK YOU, MY LORD! GOD BLESS YOU!


    ___
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    Sunil wrote
    A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO STEVEN FROM SUNIL

    The following message based Michael Jackson's Bad album.

    Hey, Steven! you think i am Bad, but not at all. The Way You Make me Feel is horrible, that may turn myself as Speed Demon. You may think that if i find you a Liberian Girl, that will make us Just Good Friends but it won't because you haven't done Another Part of Me. So, you have to see Man in the Mirror, where you will see your own true reflections and you say I Just Can't Stop Loving You, and i say you are Dirty Diana biggrin and that may make you as Smooth Criminal and all i wanna say that Leave Me Alone. biggrin

    Sunil biggrin biggrin biggrin


    I don't get it.
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      CommentAuthorSunil
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    Just for fun! Based on track listing from Bad album by MJ, i have written a message. If you still don't get it, i should figure out some other way to make you understand. biggrin
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    Perhaps you could explain it to me through interpretive dance?
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      CommentAuthorSunil
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    Hmmm.....like this bhangra


    ___________________________________________________


    Girlfriend: are you sure you love me and no one else?

    Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

    _________________________________________________________

    Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
    eating?

    Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

    _________________________________________________________


    Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!

    Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days,you
    can keep it.

    biggrin
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      CommentAuthorSunil
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    JOKE OF THE DAY


    Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to theoffice.Why?

    Husband : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

    Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

    Husband : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
    problem can there be greater than this one ?"

    biggrin
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    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009 edited
    Sunil wrote
    How do we make Steven laugh on Saturday?

    We should tell him a joke on Wednesday. biggrin


    Funny and TRUE.......if it were aimed at William. biggrin wink

    Well, sort of? Sometimes it takes William weeks.
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
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      CommentAuthorSunil
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    VERY FAMOUS SARDAR JOKE.

    Bio - practical examination taking place.....

    Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its leg only.

    Sardar: I don't know.

    Examiner: You have failed. What's your name?

    Sardar: See my legs and tell my name.

    biggrin
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      CommentAuthorSunil
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    Funny and TRUE.......if it were aimed at William.

    Well, sort of? Sometimes it takes William weeks.


    Is it? shocked
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      CommentAuthorThor
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    Sunil, just a question - how comfortable are you with the concept of IRONY? Is it at all present in your humour?
    I am extremely serious.
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      CommentAuthorSunil
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    Thor,

    I am sorry, i don't understand your question.
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      CommentAuthorThor
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    Sunil wrote
    Thor,

    I am sorry, i don't understand your question.


    OK, put as simply as possible: Have you heard of irony before?
    I am extremely serious.
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      CommentAuthorMartijn
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    I'm pretty sure the response is going to involve references to coppery and steely.
    'no passion nor excitement here, despite all the notes and musicians' ~ Falkirkbairn
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    What's a sardar uhm
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    A baby sardine?

    In case you were wondering, I'm trying to stay on topic by using terrible jokes.
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      CommentAuthorDemetris
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    biggrin
    Love Maintitles. It's full of Wanders.
    • CommentAuthorAnthony
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    Sunil wrote
    VERY FAMOUS SARDAR JOKE.


    Do you have any non-Sardar jokes out of interest?
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      CommentAuthorLSH
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    I got one for you all...


    One day, there's a knock on Sunil's door. Sunil comes to the doorway and is confronted by Sardar.

    Sardar: Shut... the fuck... up!
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    biggrin
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt
    • CommentAuthorAnthony
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    biggrin
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      CommentAuthorSteven
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    We need a kudos button for people's posts. Srsly.
    • CommentAuthorTimmer
    • CommentTimeSep 8th 2009
    True.

    I also really liked the :bashing-head-against-wall: icon I saw earlier but I can't remember which thread it was in?
    On Friday I ate a lot of dust and appeared orange near the end of the day ~ Bregt

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