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- CommentAuthorjustin boggan
- CommentTimeFeb 6th 2010 edited

Okay, I think I got it narrowed down now:
LLLR to release (insert name of well known film/score)
Basil:
"TITLE" and "TITLE" are being released by LLLR. Added to the March thread.
Alex Klein:
No Barry. :-(
Thor:
I won't be buying this. Yadda, yadda, yadda, some bulltshit about 30 minute presentations, gets added to another user's Ignore List. I am quite happy with the 20 year old release with okay sound and don't feel like supporting the amazing efforts you have put together, but I'll copy & paste my same ol' tiring response.
Random User:
Anybody got theirs yet?
Random User #2:
Hasn't shipped yet.
Random user #3:
Ordered mine from SAE. It arrived two days later, because they appearently use warp speed.
Random user #4:
I ordered mine from BuySoundtrax and still haven't gotten it and all my e-mails and phone calls have gone ignored.
BMikeJ:
Randomly sticking up for BSX.
Random user #5:
Another complaint of bad service about BSX.
Random user #6:
Yet another bad service complaint about BSX, and no CD.
Mark Banning:
Give me your order #, 'cause appearently complaining on the FSM board is the only way to get our attention.
Random user #7:
Finally got mine today. Anybody notice that tiny, barely audible click that you need a pricey sound system to hear?
Random user #8:
No, Superman -- we don't hear it. Anyway, still better than that old (insert label name, like Prometheus) CD which had poor sound and cues edited together.
Ford A. Thaxton:
You're a whinny fanboy, how dare you not have insider knowledge about some random film score title, random insult, poor grammar, some spelling errors, and extra or missing punctuation, I helped put together that old CD.
IMHO, you're a fucking shittard, but I'll get banned for saying what I really think.
NEXT.
Lukas Kendall:
Everybody but Ford, act like an adult. Continue being a little shit Ford, I don't mind appearently. Now back to making awesome CDs you little ingrates aren't buying. ;-)
Oh, and Saxplayer, check out the STATs on your Ignore now. Oh wait -- you can't. Ha ha ha ha ha.
franz_conrad:
Provides the only intelligent, non hate-filled remark, leaves.
Random user #9:
Disappointed -- no "Gremlins".
hainshisway:
Once again a label by mere chance announces on the same day I was going to announce a new Kritzerland -- how dare they do this by chance! Bruce MAD! Speaking of "mad", "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" is almost sold out.The views and opinions of Ford A. Thaxton are his own and do not necessarily reflect the ones of ANYONE else. -
- CommentAuthorErik Woods
- CommentTimeFeb 6th 2010
Just wondering why you brought this up here? Did you post this at FSM for all of them to see as well?
-Erik-host and producer of CINEMATIC SOUND | http://www.cinematicsound.net | http://www.last.fm/user/cinsoundradio -
- CommentAuthorSteven
- CommentTimeFeb 6th 2010
franz_conrad:
Provides the only intelligent, non hatefilled remark, leaves.
God, what a prick."I'm not in a feel good mood , so don't touch my balls very much today." - Jordi -
- CommentAuthorjustin boggan
- CommentTimeFeb 6th 2010 edited
Heck no. Been banned from FSM for a few years anyway. Lukas says he can't even recall why.The views and opinions of Ford A. Thaxton are his own and do not necessarily reflect the ones of ANYONE else. -
- CommentAuthorSteven
- CommentTimeFeb 6th 2010
I liked the Thor bit. Those are so his mannerisms.
"I'm not in a feel good mood , so don't touch my balls very much today." - Jordi -
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeFeb 6th 2010
Steven wrote
I liked the Thor bit. Those are so his mannerisms.
Thor is slacking. he doesn't even make # 1 on the ignore list, he's beaten by 10 ignorers ( ignoramuses
) making Cirtap ( who? ) #1
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- CommentAuthorThor
- CommentTimeFeb 6th 2010
Timmer wrote
Steven wrote
I liked the Thor bit. Those are so his mannerisms.
Thor is slacking. he doesn't even make # 1 on the ignore list, he's beaten by 10 ignorers ( ignoramuses
) making Cirtap ( who? ) #1
I know. Hopefully, my new aggressive style towards people who lash out personal attacks will get me back on top.
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- CommentAuthorBregt
- CommentTimeFeb 6th 2010
Fun!
I wonder how a typical MT post looks like? -
- CommentAuthorThor
- CommentTimeFeb 6th 2010 edited
Bregt wrote
Fun!
I wonder how a typical MT post looks like?
Like this?:
MT1: "Hey, what do you think of the latest Horner score?"
MT2: "I like it, but what's that figure on the cover? An apple?"
MT1: "I think it's an apple. I prefer oranges, though."
MT2: "Yeah, oranges are great. I used to pick oranges in Peru once."
MT1: "You did. That's cool. I'd like to go to South America sometimes".
MT2: "Yeah, South America rules!".
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- CommentAuthorChristodoulides
- CommentTimeFeb 6th 2010
Hehe. You forgot the piece about hot babes. -
- CommentAuthorThor
- CommentTimeFeb 6th 2010
Christodoulides wrote
Hehe. You forgot the piece about hot babes.
....that would probably be the next logical post following the "South America" one.
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- CommentAuthorMarselus
- CommentTimeFeb 6th 2010
Christodoulides wrote
Hehe. You forgot the piece about hot babes.
JUICY hot babes D. And wet T-shirts (I rememebr a passionate discussion a while ago about this topic). -
- CommentAuthorThor
- CommentTimeFeb 6th 2010
justin boggan wrote
I won't be buying this. Yadda, yadda, yadda, some bulltshit about 30 minute presentations, gets added to another user's Ignore List. I am quite happy with the 20 year old release with okay sound and don't feel like supporting the amazing efforts you have put together, but I'll copy & paste my same ol' tiring response.
If I were into soundtracks only for "effort supporting", I would probably send my money to Haiti or other good causes instead. -
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeFeb 6th 2010
Marselus wrote
Christodoulides wrote
Hehe. You forgot the piece about hot babes.
JUICY hot babes D. And wet T-shirts (I rememebr a passionate discussion a while ago about this topic).
In all my years I've never seen a wet T-shirt contest
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- CommentAuthorBhelPuri
- CommentTimeFeb 6th 2010
justin boggan wrote

Okay, I think I got it narrowed down now:

That was pretty much bang on, esp. the BSX stuff and Kritzerland posts. -
- CommentAuthorSouthall
- CommentTimeFeb 7th 2010
Thor wrote
Bregt wrote
Fun!
I wonder how a typical MT post looks like?
Like this?:
MT1: "Hey, what do you think of the latest Horner score?"
MT2: "I like it, but what's that figure on the cover? An apple?"
MT1: "I think it's an apple. I prefer oranges, though."
MT2: "Yeah, oranges are great. I used to pick oranges in Peru once."
MT1: "You did. That's cool. I'd like to go to South America sometimes".
MT2: "Yeah, South America rules!".
etc.
Now that IS funny!
I've been meaning to ask you, by the way, what's your fifth favourite type of root vegetable?As Carl Orff said to his wife after she gave him cheese sandwiches for the ninth successive day, "O! For tuna" -
- CommentAuthorSouthall
- CommentTimeFeb 7th 2010
I just noticed one of my all-time-favourite FSM posts, from Henry, who started a thread saying he thought there MIGHT be a Varese Club announcement next month (genuinely exciting reason to start a thread), attracted a bit of a put-down from Bruce Kimmel, and responded:
"Hi Bruce! It's not that easy coming up with fascinating threads when you post as often as I do. I'm running out of fascinating threads, but it was nice being insulted by you."
Love it! It never even occurred to him that the solution to a problem like posting so often that you run out of anything interesting to say might not in fact be to post pointless threads - but to post less.As Carl Orff said to his wife after she gave him cheese sandwiches for the ninth successive day, "O! For tuna" -
- CommentAuthorChristodoulides
- CommentTimeFeb 7th 2010
Tell him to get a life. -
- CommentAuthorMartijn
- CommentTimeFeb 7th 2010
Timmer wrote
Marselus wrote
Christodoulides wrote
Hehe. You forgot the piece about hot babes.
JUICY hot babes D. And wet T-shirts (I rememebr a passionate discussion a while ago about this topic).
In all my years I've never seen a wet T-shirt contest

I certainly like oranges, though!"You can always say I said it to you in private. Over a candle lit dinner. " ~Steven -
- CommentAuthorfranz_conrad
- CommentTimeFeb 8th 2010 edited
Steven wrote
franz_conrad:
Provides the only intelligent, non hatefilled remark, leaves.
God, what a prick.
That's me for you. Always sticking out.
Southall did a great one of these ages ago over at MMUK.
It went something like this:
Random: It's so good to have a physical cd of this. Digital liner notes though?
Random 2: I'm a bit worried about the sound effects on this release.
Ford: A great score.
Random 2: Go away Ford!
Random 3: Yeah Ford, you lowlife.
Haines: You should all be grateful for what Ford has done for soundtracks.
Random 4: Spartacus? Alien? Back to the Future? No? Not interested.
Random 3: This is the sort of music I love. It makes that Polish guy who won the Oscar look crap.
Haines: I like Kaczmarek, actually.
Sheriff Joe: I'm warning you haines. I don't want any trouble!!
Lukas: Hi everybody.
Random 2: Lukas!
Random 3: It's Lukas!
Random 4: Good to see you, Lukas. What are you releasing?
Lukas: We're working on re-issuing a set of Frank Cordell LPs, actually.
Random 4: Great!
Random 2: Fantastic.
Lukas: There are some sound effect issues we may not be able to get rid of.
Random 2: That's ok. You probably tried your best.
Random 3: You're the best Lukas. I really like these digital liner notes too.
Haines: Guys, don't you think you're a bit easy on Lukas after the way you treated Ford?
Sheriff Joe: THAT'S IT HAINES, YOU'RE BANNED!!!
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- CommentAuthorPawelStroinski
- CommentTimeFeb 8th 2010
http://www.filmmusic.pl - Polish Film Music Review Website -
- CommentAuthorChristodoulides
- CommentTimeFeb 8th 2010 edited
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- CommentAuthorsdtom
- CommentTimeFeb 8th 2010
I love the responses ordered"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which can not fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance... that principle is contempt prior to investigation" Herbert Spencer -
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeFeb 8th 2010
Martijn wrote
Timmer wrote
Marselus wrote
Christodoulides wrote
Hehe. You forgot the piece about hot babes.
JUICY hot babes D. And wet T-shirts (I rememebr a passionate discussion a while ago about this topic).
In all my years I've never seen a wet T-shirt contest

I certainly like oranges, though!
Not melons? -
- CommentAuthorPanthera
- CommentTimeFeb 8th 2010
Somebody on FSM already has my username.
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- CommentAuthorDemonStar
- CommentTimeFeb 8th 2010
I registered there two years ago and have a total of... about 10 posts.
It's amusing to lurk there and read the flame wars (as long as they don't get too ugly).Please sign the following petition to help us get the complete score of The Lion King released officially - www.petitiononline.com/LIONKING/petition.html -
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeFeb 8th 2010 edited
Once it turns to politics and religion it ALWAYS gets ugly at FSM. Still, amongst the morons, who thankfully are still a minority, there's a lot of good people who post there. -
- CommentAuthorMartijn
- CommentTimeFeb 8th 2010
Only religious morons talk about ugly politics.
Bah.
Next.
Melons?
Ordered!"You can always say I said it to you in private. Over a candle lit dinner. " ~Steven -
- CommentAuthorTimmer
- CommentTimeFeb 8th 2010
Big juicy ones please. -
- CommentAuthorsdtom
- CommentTimeFeb 8th 2010
In the defense of FSM they do have it separated"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which can not fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance... that principle is contempt prior to investigation" Herbert Spencer
